Ladies, was this or not?

Ok, I'm getting back into working out, to get in shape. I'm 26, but have a beely and want to get in shape. So I went to the center to work out and saw this one really cute female doing some stretches. She was 35 I found out later. She's only 5'3, but in really good shape, she was a lot like a soccer mom! I'm 5'9. I asked her what she was doing and she said stretching for taekwondo. I laughed out loud, I couldn't help it! I said taekwondo? You're a woman though. ANY guy would easily take you down!! She said no, it works on guys, and it's the best way for women to do it if they have to! I told her I KNOW I'd easily take a woman down if she tried that on me, a guy is just too strong! I offered to make a bet with her and show her, a sparring session just to show her it won't work on a guy. She said pony up 50 bucks and we have a bet, but she wanted me to REALLY go at her, try to hit her, take her down and don't go easy. I said hey, you got it! Hahahahahaha, this would be TOO easy! So we get the gloves, headgear and take off our shoes and go to the mat. She says to go ahead. So first I just go to grab her, but she kind of steps to the side and grabs my outsretched arm, then goes HAAAAA! and her right leg went BAM! *HARD KARATE KICK IN MY GUT!* And it HURT! I said OMMPH! and put my hands there to cover where she karate kicked it. As soon as I did that though, she stands in front of me, kind of leans back a little and said HAAAAA! and her right leg came up REALLY FREAKIN HIGH IN MY FACE! I was shocked!!!! she gives me a *KARATE KICK* in my face! But then, and I dunno how she did this, but she kept her leg up high, leaned back a little and HAAAA! gave me ANOTHER *KARATE KICK IN MY FACE* same leg! Now I was PISSED! I said "BITCHH!" So I tried to hit her, I took a big swing, but she ducked and I missed big time. Then she stands in front of me, and I dunno WHERE she learned this, but she says HAAAA! and her left leg swoops inside out in a circle, HIGH AS HELL, *BAM! KARATE KICKS MY FACE TO THE SIDE!* All I could do was stare in shock, I'm going WHOOOA! How the hell does she get her legs up that DAMN HIGH??? When used that kick on me, (and I almost fell down), I was gonna take her asss down, but I never got the chance. She expertly turned her foot, said HAAAA! and same exact kick, inside out circle, HIGH UP! this time her right leg! BAM!* KARATE KICKS MY FACE TO THE OTHER SIDE* I had it! I told her, OK, OK, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! DON'T USE ANY MORE OF YOUR DAMN KARATE KICKS ON ME, SHITT! I have NEVER been so humiliated in my life! Her flexibility THOROUGHLY pissed me off, she fuc*ed me up with it, I couldn't do CRAP against it! Wtf ladies? Come on, this is NOT fair to guys, honest! She used both legs and her flexibility to do all her high karate kicks on my face, and messed me up! She's right I guess. This IS the way for women to defeat a guy though, Because it caters to a woman's strengths, using flexibility to do really high kicks on a guy's face? Did any of you know this works for women against guys? Shitt, I didn't!That's not fair though, women using this on guys. So all a woman needs is to use her flexibility to use both legs to do high asss karate kicks on a guy's face so our muscles are USELESS? How damn fair is that? My strnegth couldn't do ANYTHING aginst her GOD DAMN flexiblity, high karate kicks, DAMNIT! This isn't fair to guys! Do you think it is? What the hell!!!!